Viralfunnyjokes: The Mommy Test


The Mommy Test


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.


“Why?” my daughter asked.


“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs” I replied.


At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”


I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.


“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the Daddy.”


“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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